Free candy van

A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.

Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!

Free candy van

FRE-CANN-DY-VANN

by MR.IHAVESOMETHINGTOSHOW August 11, 2019

free range nipples

nipples that Yearn to be seen while in the rain

Did you see that chicks free range nipples brah

by Rock dog May 16, 2015

Sonic Free Riders

the actual worst sonic game

sonic free riders breaks your back

by Giga Chad Eugene of Savoy June 19, 2022

smoke free campus

one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.

Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?

Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus

by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014

Free puss day

It’s is when you get free puss on June 29

Today is free puss day

by Point123 June 28, 2018

Free nude pass

This coupon is for one nude only from anyone you can't say no or you don't love your mom

Jaime used his coupon on his gf. Free nude pass is the best

by Joe daddy left you November 30, 2019

Free Nut Pass

Free Nut Passes are passes that let you nut once during NNN (No Nut November)

They are cheating and are not allowed to be used during NNN.

If you happen to use one then you're instantly disqualified.

"ah don't worry dude, I have a Free Nut Pass"

"what the actual f***, that's illegal"

by Dr.D420 November 7, 2019