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No fingering feburary

Girls cannot finger them selves the entire month of feburary
by Ryan bilbruck November 2, 2019
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jammed finger

when a girl is on top of a guy and intentionally or unintentionally comes up too high and then down again really hard so that the guy's wang comes out while she's up and then gets painfully bent when she comes down because it doesnt have time to re-align for for re-entry.
"How was it the other night with that chick?"
"It was great until she gave me a jammed finger"
"ooooooouch, sucks man."
by p-zilla May 27, 2006
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Shit Fingers

1. When everything you touch turns to shit.

2. Fucking up at work due to an illness.
"I tried to install that new shelf I bought, but my case of shit fingers caused me to put the hammer through the wall instead."

"I was so out of it from a head cold, I shutdown the SAN."
by Otsep February 23, 2009
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finger daddy

An attractive female's male partner for sexual intercourse.
LOL last night on south side I got a new finger daddy and was up allnight long
by Scruge McFuck November 15, 2014
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Finger It and Linger It

Much like the term "Hit It and Quit it," but not to the extent of having sex, but around the extent of just fingering. You commit the act, and then leave the woman to "linger" or stay, where they belong... most likely away from you.
I hooked up with that girl at the party, but I just decided to Finger It and Linger It.
by Jacob Delacruz March 13, 2011
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Middle finger

Mostly confused with saying fuck you but it really means hi or hello.
Me-*Show's middle finger to friend*
Friend-hey bro.
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Finger buffet

The act of inserting the finger(s) into a females vagina
What did you do with Mary last night?

I gave her a finger buffet!
by Amdy Baines November 7, 2010
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