hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

Aryan driving

The process of driving fast while also using your phone to traverse a playlist filled with music that you blare through your stereo into the passengers ears.

Sam was Aryan driving again

by Oricke October 27, 2025

Drunk driving

When you decide to let God take the wheel.

"Did you hear about the accident downtown last night? That’s what happens when you’re drunk driving."

by BananaChicken22 December 23, 2025

prairie drive

When a man takes a Viagra and a woman rides in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl until the effects of the Viagra wear off.

Last night my wife and I did a prairie drive for 4 hours.

by Cowboy00 February 4, 2025

DJ Driving

Used to describe horrible driving, typically in the video-game ER:LC.

You need to work on your DJ driving, it's horrid.

by JXIjaiwjdaw March 3, 2025

be quiet and drive (far, far away) main riff tab

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c#-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---------9--9--10p9---9--9--10p9--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Deftones fan- Hey, could you tell me the be quiet and drive (far, far away) main riff tab

Deftones expert - d#-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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by epsteinislandnewowner March 23, 2025

BOBS DRIVE IN

Bob’s drive in - is Kuwait local burger joint are specialized in healthy fast food

Bob’s started this business in 2021- Bobs drive in

by Liveforbob November 24, 2021