A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
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Person 1: It's kind of crazy how Vocabulary Distillation turned the word "Gyatt" from meaning someone attractive to specifically someone's ass.
Person 2: It truly is.
Person 2: It truly is.
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P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
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Get the Cat Distribution System mug.03/02, 17:06 Gary Santino: Cognitive distortion= emotional reasoning = quickest reflexative naturally existing biological component of the brain/mind architecture. This means fewer calories are required for the open-ended possibility of cerebral/ intellectual reasoning to fully examine any analysis of a topic.
03/02, 17:09 Gary Santino: In turn, mental reflexes generate neural pathways for thought processes to travel along without the necessity to commit a fully integrated process, for energy conservation
Therefore, to distrust your frame of reference, in turn, you end up liberating those knee jerk decision making reactions, which take place because you are predominantly using emotional maps.
03/02, 17:09 Gary Santino: In turn, mental reflexes generate neural pathways for thought processes to travel along without the necessity to commit a fully integrated process, for energy conservation
Therefore, to distrust your frame of reference, in turn, you end up liberating those knee jerk decision making reactions, which take place because you are predominantly using emotional maps.
What do you think of President X, well I think he's useless because he did this to his family.
Examples of bad parenting skills being used against someone's ability to run a countrys affairs, is a classic piece of cognitive distortion, which can be utilised by a political opponent, within a lazy electorate, who have succumbed to personality politics, not the politics on of itself, because of the immediate dopamine reward the brain delivers for the quickest response possible, without engaging an extensive amount of calories.
Examples of bad parenting skills being used against someone's ability to run a countrys affairs, is a classic piece of cognitive distortion, which can be utilised by a political opponent, within a lazy electorate, who have succumbed to personality politics, not the politics on of itself, because of the immediate dopamine reward the brain delivers for the quickest response possible, without engaging an extensive amount of calories.
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Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
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