Driving The Bus

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.

Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023

Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.

Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .

by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.

"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."

by Kla31 July 30, 2022

Drive By

Farting whilst walking on a pedestrian crossing so when the car moves the fart gets sucked into the winds/aircon

Man- Bro I’ve been holding in this fart, I’m going to do a drive by
Friend- fuck yeah gets this old bitch in the car

by Hugh jnutz November 9, 2021

valley drive by

Having open sex in your car while driving through town.

Did you see those two running a Valley Drive By at noon on Main Street?

Sure did. Looks like he was fixin to make a Dutch Bunny by second gear

by The Dutch Voodoo February 23, 2021

Christ Drive

A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.

Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.

Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).

Jon 'Where?'

Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.

Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.

*several similar passes later*

Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.

by Crazy49 March 26, 2019

Driving Style

When someone is going insane over spilled juice.

Jake-why you going so driving style

by Madison, pseudonym February 28, 2022