chopstick discrimination 

When you are not noticeably Asian to the waiter/waitress at any oriental joint that you may decide to sit down and eat at, and they give you a fork and/or a fat spoon to eat your food with instead of chopsticks.

I went to that China Harbor the other day and the waiter came out with chopsticks at first but when he saw I was not one of them, he turned around and grabbed the oversized silverware instead. This type of chopstick discrimination is all too common!

chopstick discrimination by that\college\connect November 15, 2014

chopping a mix 

Aussie slang for breaking up and or grinding marijuana.

"Hey man what you up to"
"Just chopping a mix so I can get stoned"

chopping a mix by starmazer July 15, 2016

Chope 

An out of touch and ignorant person, one who enjoys a position of power and privilege in society and employment but rarely listens to the opinions and thoughts of others who are not exactly the same as them, causing conflict, difficulty, embarrassment and strife in many matters for the people they are supposed to work for.

Mostly associated with political parties of dubious ethics and utter disregard for all members of society who are not wealthy white men, with the exception of female royalty.

'Did you see the news that the Conservative Party has finally sacked that idiot Chope guy that was holding back any kind of legislative progress and even they thought was nuts?' 'Thank fuck for that.'

Chope by Howell Pendragon June 17, 2018

chit chopper 

A wire coat hanger crafted in a manner to allow the "chopping" of turds which are too large to be flushed down the drain.

Mother of God. Look at that Monster. Honey, will you bring me the chit chopper?

chit chopper by Daddy's home August 15, 2009

Cheese Chopper 

One who has extreme flatulence. The farts tend to smell like salami and rotten cheese.

Yo cheese chopper, crack the window that fart smells like rotten cheese and salami.

Cheese Chopper by Giantsandpiper May 25, 2011

jeg chopper dig 

a famous qoute from Yahya Hassan, that means you want to kill/stab them

Person A: Your mom is fat
Person B: Jeg chopper dig

jeg chopper dig by Jepskii June 20, 2016

Freckley Chopstick 

When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"

Freckley Chopstick by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017