by nagito_komeada January 6, 2021
Get the grape childmug. TommyInnit is a child who has a weird neighbor friend who is also a child named Tubbo who comes in many variations such as Tubbox and many more. He does drugs and hates women and men.
by JoJo_TheHoneyBee November 13, 2020
Get the Childmug. When in some period of your childhood you mess up/make yourself look like the biggest retard/Goof up past the point of return and you remember it when you are older.
"oh yeah bro remember when you and i dressed as actionman to the dress up day?"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"
by calculator man May 11, 2014
Get the Child Goofmug. 
A child-man behaves, acts, and thinks like a man, but is a child at heart. They are having fun and enjoying life to the fullest, all with the mindset of growth, experience, and everything it means to be a man (up to you!)
They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.
All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!
A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.
All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!
A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
Noun: a person with a purposeful mind and a loving heart.
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.
Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”
Person 2: “what do you mean?”
Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”
Person 2: “and that smile…”
Both: Dreamy
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.
Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”
Person 2: “what do you mean?”
Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”
Person 2: “and that smile…”
Both: Dreamy
by MisterBot February 12, 2022
Get the Child-Manmug. A guy with an unusually large amount of female friends some of which act in a sexual manner towards him. Most of the females that know him claim that he has a relaxing personality such as helping with depression and anxiety.
“Yo have you heard that John knows the entire cheerleading team”
“The whole teem?”
“Yah man the whole teem and guess what, I saw him and the entire team leave after a game with beach clothes in their bags”
“...he is The Holy Child bro”
“The whole teem?”
“Yah man the whole teem and guess what, I saw him and the entire team leave after a game with beach clothes in their bags”
“...he is The Holy Child bro”
by Nnoble1000 October 11, 2017
Get the The Holy Childmug. Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course
Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course
Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)
by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
Get the Child fuckermug.