Harrisburg Christian school

There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.

Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha

by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023

Cocalico Middle School

Cocalico Middle School is the amalgamation of cis boys, gay people, and suicidal children - a hellscape where one shall be bullied no matter who they are, and being anything but able-bodied, cis, hetero, and white will get you made fun of.

I love the teachers at Cocalico Middle School, but the kids suck ass.

by The Second Tea-Spiller at CMS July 8, 2023

meridian secondary school

Meridian secondary school (updated 2023) a school full of drama, scandal and infamous for vaping. A school which once prided itself as the new kid on the block neighborhood school advertised to the public as a school for the arts and leadership has honestly lost its touch. From losing treasured staff, the school’s ex-principal and its infamous locked-phone policy. Not everything is bad in this school, there are many wonderful people in it but are usually outweighed by the more shady crowd. The school has a wonderful football team for both guys and girls. The school has a wonderful leadership program but things went to shit after the class of 2022 graduated. Overall a school with a whole range of people, depending on which crowd you mix with.

Meridian secondary school is diverse in a really weird way

by aightbyebyebitches July 9, 2023

Grade School

The start of hell. Also the start of COVID-19 spreading.

The Grade School area is kinda mid low key.

by Jeff The Dictionary July 9, 2023

Green bay high school

A place where members of staff can watch kids piss with no consequences

"fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, my kid goes to Green bay high school"

by sufficiently funny July 18, 2023

Green Bay High School

A school where you can look at kids pissing without consequences.

"fuck, fuck, fuck my kid goes to Green Bay High School. Her poor holes"

by sufficiently funny July 18, 2023

British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023