My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017

eat my tunic (emt)

What you say to elf hero spammers when their ego reaches the sky in order to bring them back down without fuss.

Dude with ego "Noob, I am so awesome and that makes you noob, you noob."
Me: "Eat my tunic (emt)."

by [Tar]Shadow December 1, 2017

Get out my hoaching face

When someone is in your (hoaching) face and they say something silly

when on playstation and you talk about a meme a friend may say "Get out my hoaching face"

by Riverkun December 5, 2017

Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.

crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you

by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017

butter my spine

When you cum down a lover's back.

God, I wish he would just butter my spine.

by Fringlebop December 7, 2017

evaporate my tenderloin

To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.

"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"

by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017

Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018