stick your skibidi in my gyatt

Stick your dick in someone's ass.

hey my rizzler, wanna stick your skibidi in my gyatt

by big rizzler June 29, 2024

Cool Your Bananas

to go do a bunch of random time and space altering things to get a bag that stores your bananas safe of rot.

Hey guy, you should go cool your bananas, but try not to destroy the space-time continuum while you're at it!

by koolyourbananas February 19, 2021

your._local._gay._ass

your._local._gay._ass is a Beautiful person married to me and is a TikTokEr

your._local._gay._ass is Just yes :)

by akioisveryhawtuwu October 19, 2021

Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse. Go get them.

"Hey...I really like you.. and it's National Kiss Your Crush Day....*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

Dont Do It To Your Life

Those That Dont Think About The Actions Of Their Behavior And The Affects It Can Have On Their Life... Word Owner - GwensChild

You Putting Your Nose In Others Business Is Going To Get You In Trouble... Dont Do It To Your Life

by anonymous August 8, 2022

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020