my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.

Wow, my girlfriend hates me.

by 1173666 July 13, 2017

angel my ass

The act of inserting a passion dust intimacy capsule into the anus instead of the vagina

"Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."

by xXxCleverUnicornxXx June 20, 2017

Hold my beef

A term which means to take charge and control of another meme lords disagreements with others.

"Bitch hold my beef, I've had enough!"

by MemeLord17 June 27, 2017

Lick My Cactus

It means to suck my dicc ..😑Be offended-Qveen💓💍

U can go lick my cactus

by Qveen Lieah June 24, 2017

swing my napkin

a gay sex thingy

tonight billy will swing my napkin

by doodypants123 June 25, 2017

prawl my eyes out

When ur so done with shit that u wanna take ur eyes out

I'm so bored I'm gonna prawl my eyes out

by Prawling July 12, 2017

Suck my dic

Suck my dic(tionary)
You say this to confuse people in case someone corrects you when you say something wrong, that's why the extension of dic is dictionary.

You: "I've been eating chicken since yesterday (says sentence in a wrong way)"
A random nerd: "Fat fuck! That can't be true. You can't be eating chicken for like 24 hours"
You: "Suck my dic(tionary)

by Rickk O'riginal June 28, 2017