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Mr Todd

Mr todd is a totally fictional character first introduced in 2020 as part of an episode of little dribble. Mr todd often comes across as a bit perverted but he just likes to give after school detentions to everyone in the little dribble boys chior.
"oh my god its Mr Todd"
"Yes i was nonced on by mr todd at my after school detention yesterday"
by hunnybunnytopg November 4, 2022
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The Toddfather

“Don’t make beats, I just beat “boxes”,
I don’t kick ass, I’ll break your coccyx
I stay still and Im cautious, cuz I’m so ill that I’m nauseous

I look younger than I am, Andy Milonakis
More rhymes than LeAnn, I got this
So kick back and watch THIS:

I TOLD THE HO, TO FUCK MY TOTEM POLE,
SHE SUCKED MY SCROTUM WHOLE, WHILE I SMOKED A BOWL
THEN I RAPED HER BUTT WIT HER MOUTH STAPLED SHUT,
DEAD HORSE ON A TRACK LIKE EIGHT BELLS, WHAT!

1/3 of your favorite rap groups favorite rap group, he is the Toddfather from the trio Dead Horses this group was the driving force of the most sought after Bay Area collective of the early 2000s:

Los Tigres del Oeste
The Toddfather, here to let his cock slaughter your hot daughter

HART, THE CLAP, THE TODDFATHER SICKEST SHIT SINCE MALARIA,
RUN FOR COVER AINT NO OTHER, FOOL THE BAY’S IN THE AREA
by D3adHors3s November 14, 2022
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Related Words
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On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.
by Hankscolts December 1, 2022
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Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers
Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.
by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022
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Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.
dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'
by geeza1291 January 12, 2023
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L Todd

Todd is the gayest of the gays. He is the one that all of the gays look to when they are having hard times. No matter how hard the problem is, Todd always makes sure to jump on it.
Me and my boyfriend are not being the L Todd that we could be.

If L Todd was here, he would show us how to suck the golf ball through the garden hose.
by Wisconsin Redneck Trucker February 2, 2023
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run toddle

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023
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