Suck a Dick December

Girls, this is your time to shine. Find a dick and suck the fuck out of it.

“Hey Tim, can I suck your dick?” “Yea why not, it’s Suck a Dick December anyway”

by longdongcockenheimer November 5, 2018

suck-diddley-uck

How Homer bad mouths his neighborino, Ned Flanders.

You suck-diddley-uck Flanders!!!

by dlogcher July 11, 2006

suck a flying egg

suck a flying egg to nicely tell someone to fuck off or get lost

my teacher accused me of slacking off and not doing my homework i told him to suck a flying egg

by bluebear October 12, 2020

find a dick to suck

find a dick to suck to tell someone to find a dick and stuff their yap trap with a dick so you dont have to hear them a not so nice profane way to tell someone to shutup

dude you stole stuff from my car last night

man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck

dude you are up tight over a joke

man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick

by littlejimmie March 3, 2019

go suck a tailpipe

Go kill yourself (1990s) used by Bill Hicks to encourage advertising folks to go off themselves.

Go suck a tailpipe

by Trolledu June 29, 2015

Suck Your Mum

A phrase used by City Folk to tell people that their opinion on you is irrelevant and you don’t cares , hence the word ‘ suck your mum ‘ which means go occupy yourself with something else rather than concentrating on me .

Brad - “ Yo Jamie I heard you lost that skrap . “

Jamie - “ Suck your mum . “

by LondonSlangTing February 14, 2020

Suck Me Dry

The act of informally asking someone to suck one's genitals to the brink of dryness. Mostly served for males and is considered a deep throat or fellatio.

"It's literally suck me dry. Goddamn it why go to Urban Dictionary you idiot."

by Ican'tseemypseudonym February 10, 2017