american pie

the number one movie to turn a 13 year old girl on...especially with the right moves for ideas look up eat out

we watched american pie does that answer your question of why i am not a boy anymore??

by bob hastle February 15, 2004

MeeChow Pie

When you cum inside petes anal cavity while tame films and gikey eats lo mein noodles while screaming MeeChow!!!

Oh dude you ever give your bestie a MeeChow Pie? It's orally amazing!!

by Snootchy Bootchy Noochy August 23, 2021

Homemade Pie

Masturbation, jerking off, or taming your dragon at your home. Hence the "homemade" part.

Jimbo-Hey Joe wanna go to the party tonight at Silly Billy's place?
Joe- ahh..no thanks I'm gonna make some homemade pie.
Jimbo- whats that
Joe- My mom just got the magazine Good Housekeeping. So im gonna jerk off to that.

by TuffyKillA February 28, 2011

Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.

Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.

by Bingo1 March 2, 2011

dutch pie

It's like a dutch oven except you take a shit under the sheets instead of farting under the sheets

Bob was giving his girl a dutch oven but then it went to long and became a dutch pie.

by Richard Deckard December 29, 2016

Fat pie

A fat pie is an overweight female, generally with some redeeming features (i.e cracking tits or nice face) who is quite tasty, although the term can be used loosely to describe any fatties.

Would typically be do-able after about 4 pints.

G'ham: "Check out that jailbait!"
Dave: "IDK man, she's a bit of a fat pie.."
G'ham: "True, maybe I'd wrap it first."

by Jizzmeister November 6, 2012

gravy pie

What your messed up co-worker eats for Thanksgiving.

Are you ready for some gravy pie tomorrow?

by jinglebot January 13, 2008