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shark

-did you know sharks live underwater
-yes
by stysan May 13, 2023
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Cocaine Shark

Cocaine Shark is an honor of the movie "Cocaine Bear", but has a 1.9 rating.
Person 1: Do you want to watch cocaine shark?

Person 2: It's terrible.
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Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
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Shark

When you nut in a pool and she swims around gulping it up
Jim: "How was Sunday.
Tyler: "Pretty good, Marilyn did the shark with me."
Jim: "What..."
by BIGGER BORIS May 19, 2025
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Clark The Shark

Shark boy ; A prehistoric creature that has been living under the depths of the sea. It is a vicious creature indeed.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.

Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.
Clark The Shark is coming after the little children, RUN AWAY!
by anonymous November 29, 2021
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Sharks and Penguins

by Watashiwaaaa October 31, 2021
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False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.
The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
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