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sweaty man salad 

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad
dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?
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happy salad

The moment at which drunken euphoria peaks and, unless properly managed, could lead to a blue screen collapse/failure -- typically occurs during the waning hours of a party or social situation.
Kristen is so happy salading right now, I just hope she doesn't blue screen before the night is over.
happy salad by tysone October 31, 2008

BS Salad 

term used to describe a situation that has occured that u didnt like.

An imperversion of what u currently choose
"Wow the teacher wouldnt even accept my homework!"
"Man thats just a BS salad shes given u!"
"I know what a fuackin cunt!"
BS Salad by HUTMAN93 January 16, 2009

BS Salad 

1. A skateboard trick in which a person grinds a rail with the back trucks in a slightly crooked fashion. (Backside salad grind)

2. When more than two people try to tell the same lie, in different places and time, thus butchering the original "B.S." into a "B.S. Salad"
1. Joe: Woah! Jake just landed a BS salad!


2. Girl: Where were you last night?
Guy: I was at Mike's house!
*Some time later*
Girl: Where was guy last night?
Mike: He was at Larry's house!
Girl: Funny, Guy said he was at YOUR house
Mike: Aaaauuughh! BS Salad!


BS Salad by Mammoth Monk December 31, 2008

Nasty Salad 

When one is tossing a girl's salad and finds a hemorrhoid.
I thought I was going to have a good night, until I found her nasty salad.
Nasty Salad by SRSTD April 22, 2009

Win Salad 

A win of epic proportions when saying "Epic Win" just isn't enough.
I wen't 39-1 on COD: Black Ops...WIN SALAD!!!
Win Salad by WinSaladGuy December 3, 2010

cheesy salad with cheese 

A mixture of various cheeses in a bowl; similar to a salad but only using cheese
I ordered s cheesy salad with cheese at the restaurant.
cheesy salad with cheese by pi314 November 24, 2013