Hide-and-go-pee

When there is only one open urenal next to two guys. You walk up and get ready to go, but then you notice they're looking at you out of the corner of their eyes. To prevent from being checked out, you waddle all the way up to the urenal, effectively hiding your privates.

Guy, "Aw man, one open urenal. I guess I'm in for a game of hide-and-go-pee."

Guy1, "I got to go, but theres only one urenal left"
Guy2, "Just hide-and-go-pee"

Hide-and-go-pee by ChucklingBeaver April 6, 2010

3-hole punch pee hole paste 

When a male is urinating and the stream is spraying in multiple directions, usually following ejaculation or sexual intercourse.

There's piss all over the seat and floor! Someone must have had a wicked case of 3-hole punch pee hole paste last night.

3-hole punch pee hole paste by Endrolarson December 28, 2015

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If you're here than you are an organism in this universe that exists.

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Big Pee

New on the scene of 2005- Big Pee is the bad ass gangsta from the hood of Lancashire. With his wicked rythms and Breakbeats mixed with the voice of a man who knows wheres it at- this guy is da new Eminem. Still needs a recording contract- unbelievable

"When i roll in the hood with my goats and my grapes,
im like an oil painting hung up in the tate. Come on! (dont be late).
I'm like George Bush, I'm head of the states
like a blazing bear sniffing your underwear.
And i mix it (like a teddy bears picnic)

Big Pee by Boss Doggy January 23, 2005

soft pee 

A nickname given to females with the name Sophie, Spofie, or any other spelling variation.

My pee isn't soft, but my nickname is soft pee

soft pee by soft pee princess May 21, 2008

wizard pee 

Energy drinks, because they taste like pee and are magically colored.

Hey, I'm feeling pretty exhausted right now, let me go grab some wizard pee to pick me up.

wizard pee by klv May 25, 2010

Lazy Pee 

Lazy pee is similar to a lazy eye, but it is a condition that transiently affects males when they urinate, and their pee hole is pointed in a different direction from the shaft. Usually results in peeing on one's shoes/feet. Commonly happens the morning after sex.

Peter walks out of the bathroom shaking liquid off his feet.
Jane says "what happened???"
Peter says "Dang, took a lazy pee...."

Lazy Pee by Deepthoughts September 25, 2010