faux pee
When your dog no longer has the need to urinate, but continues to go through the motions everywhere he smells another dog.
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lil pee pee
The perfect word to describe soundcloud rappers whomst name starts with "lil".
The absolute opposite to a thicc and swole pee pee that big niggas have.
Dicks with the size range of 1-2 inch is also defined as a smol pee pee.
The absolute opposite to a thicc and swole pee pee that big niggas have.
Dicks with the size range of 1-2 inch is also defined as a smol pee pee.
lil pee pee by swole pee pee man May 8, 2018
Hide-and-go-pee
When there is only one open urenal next to two guys. You walk up and get ready to go, but then you notice they're looking at you out of the corner of their eyes. To prevent from being checked out, you waddle all the way up to the urenal, effectively hiding your privates.
Guy, "Aw man, one open urenal. I guess I'm in for a game of hide-and-go-pee."
Guy1, "I got to go, but theres only one urenal left"
Guy2, "Just hide-and-go-pee"
Guy1, "I got to go, but theres only one urenal left"
Guy2, "Just hide-and-go-pee"
Hide-and-go-pee by ChucklingBeaver April 6, 2010
3-hole punch pee hole paste
When a male is urinating and the stream is spraying in multiple directions, usually following ejaculation or sexual intercourse.
There's piss all over the seat and floor! Someone must have had a wicked case of 3-hole punch pee hole paste last night.
3-hole punch pee hole paste by Endrolarson December 28, 2015
Big Pee
New on the scene of 2005- Big Pee is the bad ass gangsta from the hood of Lancashire. With his wicked rythms and Breakbeats mixed with the voice of a man who knows wheres it at- this guy is da new Eminem. Still needs a recording contract- unbelievable
"When i roll in the hood with my goats and my grapes,
im like an oil painting hung up in the tate. Come on! (dont be late).
I'm like George Bush, I'm head of the states
like a blazing bear sniffing your underwear.
And i mix it (like a teddy bears picnic)
im like an oil painting hung up in the tate. Come on! (dont be late).
I'm like George Bush, I'm head of the states
like a blazing bear sniffing your underwear.
And i mix it (like a teddy bears picnic)
Big Pee by Boss Doggy January 23, 2005