Mexican Tuxedo

A black turtleneck or otherwise long-sleeved shirt worn with black pants. Occasionally worn for performance events such as avant-garde ensemble pieces or low-grade High School events.

"Your costume isn't ready yet so you may have to take pictures in your ensemble costume."
"There is NO WAY I am having pictures taken in a Mexican tuxedo!"

Mexican Tuxedo by LauraNYC February 13, 2008

Mexican Telephone 

A string and 2 or more cans attached to the ends.

Lupe! Can you hear me? Yes, Pedro I can. Awesome! We successfully made a Mexican Telephone System!

Mexican Telephone by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican Handwash 

A type of massage that you give a pregnant midget on Tuesday evenings

Jon was glad to go home after a long days work and give his wife a Mexican Handwash

Mexican Handwash by Edwin Jones June 26, 2008

Mexican Day Care

A term used to describe when the popular mexican stereotype; 2 parents, 3-5 kids, comes true. It's very annoying since the parents barely give a fuck what their kids do. Usually the worst at Wal-Mart or inside resturants like Subway. The main reason it is known as "Mexican Daycare" is the large amount of kids you'd expect on a slow day at a daycare clinic.

James: Holy shit i'm so pissed!!!

Walter: What happened dude?

James: There was a freaking Mexican Day Care at Subway again and I could barely hear the clerk over the: "WAAAAA QUE PASO MARIMBA ARIBAA!!!."

Mexican Day Care by Im not a bigot May 25, 2010

Mexican Bath House

Noun: A long row of porta-johns on the side of the road near a city construction site commenly frequented by immigrant workers. Also used during high noon when the fumes are at their strongest.

Hey did you see that long row of workers waiting in line for the Mexican Bath House? I bet it smelled like death down wind of it.

Mexican Bath House by aaslt black hat March 18, 2011

Mexican heartburn 

A hot and firey rash on the keister, caused by eating hot sauce or hot peppers.

After eating a delicious meal at El Pollo Borracho, Margaret got a Mexican heartburn. "It was worth it," she said.

Mexican heartburn by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005

Mexican Bean Dip 

when you shit in a Mexican girls mouth and you dip your balls in there mouth. It has to be explosive diarrea.

Angie took the Dr.'s shit in her mouth then he dipped those big saggy balls into her mouth until it was consistant enough Mexican Bean Dip to be used for chips and tortilla during the Super Bowl or any other big sporting event.

Mexican Bean Dip by Mike's Nail January 13, 2008