Jerd

A person who is a jock on the outside but a massive nerd on the inside!

Jock 1: Hey dude that touch down was awesome.

Jock 2: Cheers mate almost as good as those IV stats I got on my Eevee last night on Pokemon Omega Ruby!

Jock 1: Oh man! I never knew you were a jerd!

by Pokecrackalacka May 12, 2016

Jersey earthworm

A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.

Yo man, last night i pulled a jersey earthworm and she told me she wanted to see me again!

by Peachtreez July 27, 2016

Jersey

Very Cool person, caring, funny and she is Very nice person.

Jersey is my friend

by Spikeymikey February 25, 2017

Jerkshed

A garden shed a man buys so he can masturbate in peace

The wife has her friends over so it's time to go to the jerkshed to knock one out in peace .

by Thebest8ballpoolplayerineurope February 28, 2017

Jersey belle

A woman born and raised in Jersey who fell in love with the south, and despite what she thinks is a transplanted country girl. Most country boys fall in love with her unique combination of a beautiful and strong spunky jersey girl, mixed with the sweet and salty homestyle love of a southern girl. She can hold her own and blends in with the best of the southern folk as most accept her for her new found country roots along with her old quick wit and humor.

We always knew he'd end up with a southern belle, but he did one better and got himself a jersey belle.

A jersey belle - twice the sarcasm and booty, yet just the same southern charm and beauty.

by Carolinaduckhunter June 6, 2017

Jerseyese

The American English dialect spoken in the Jersey Shore region.

He speaks fluent Jerseyese!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

Jerosexual

When you are as straight as a circle. This is when two men love each other so much that they are past being considered gay. This is the highest level of homosexuality.

Miguel: let’s get starbies !
John: Yass please!
Miguel: Did you know I’m Jerosexual?
John: omg no way I am too!!!

by Niael July 24, 2017