When you meet a girl and are sure your going to sleep with her but she stops you at the last minute.
“Bro did you get fucked last night?”
“Nah man I got clam jammed.”
“Fuck dude, maybe you’ll hit another time.”
“Nah man I got clam jammed.”
“Fuck dude, maybe you’ll hit another time.”
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Get the butter and jam mug.When you're allergic to something, and you get your partner to coat their dick in the trigger, so that you give them the tightest blowjob possible.
Remember to keep your epi-pen close.
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Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
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Remember to keep your epi-pen close.
See also:
Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
Death Grip Deluxe
Allergy Throatlock
PeaNUTbuster
Person 1: My girlfriend is freaky as fuck - she put peanut butter on my dick and gave me a blowjob
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready
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Get the Tractor Jam mug.The best commercial ever, it fooled a generation into thinking it was an actual movie, and it teaches valuable lessons like what the bunny that Bugs is fucking in that weird fanart should look like, and that all females are only useful when a male can support them. Don't worry, she doesn't like being called doll, so she's totally a strong character! They fooled kids into thinking that the actual personality given to Lola (it was admittedly annoying, but it was looneyy, and this is THE LOONEY TUNES) It also fooled kids into thinking that Michael Jordan actually could act, when in truth I found more emotion from a brick wall. I pity all who were dragged into this, and hope that they all are doing better work, if they are still alive (RIP Those people who died).
D: Hey J, remember how god awful Lola was in Space Jam?
J: Yeah, she would have been better if she were replaced by a hand puppet voiced by Rob Schneider!
J: Yeah, she would have been better if she were replaced by a hand puppet voiced by Rob Schneider!
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Verb & Past-tense : Jamming/Jammed
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Verb & Past-tense : Jamming/Jammed
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