Half slug

A term used to describe a dick that is neither hard or flaccid. The half slug is generally used by men to wave or display to soneone they are in love with.

Codge showed steve his half slug, and steve ejaculated.

Half slug by fetus 124yes September 25, 2011

half-sneezer

noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.

Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!

half-sneezer by archangel77777 October 5, 2011

half dollar 

when a girl only give you half a blow job. also known as low job.

my girl friend gave me a half dollar last night it sucked.

half dollar by Ashly gomez November 29, 2011

half a bender 

Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.

Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"

Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"

half a bender by jamz b December 3, 2011

Half slap 

A shot performed in the sport of hockey where you take a slap shot, but only winding up a small amount. Great for getting off a quick, hard shot from the slot.

That kid has a sick half slap. You don't even know when it's coming because his back swing is so subtle.

Half slap by SeeEss October 28, 2012

half and half pass 

two handed handie

a middle school maneuver to avoid doing oral sex

Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away

half and half pass by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012

Half Laner 

A bad driver that tends to drive in two lanes.

I was driving along and this idiot kept creeping into my lane. They constantly backed me out, I couldn't speed up to get around them! Stupid Half Laner!!!!!!!

Half Laner by Bitchpump February 5, 2013