The Goat 

When a man/Woman eats a woman out in a manner resembling a goat then head butts her vagina.

Tommy gave Chelsea The Goat and after being head butt, Chelsea asked why he did so. Tommy replied with “That’s part of The Goat baby”

The Goat by Miniggodd March 25, 2020

Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.

Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.

Cellular Goat Stomp by SadCoincidence September 29, 2006

blow a goat 

to smoke a cigarette

"Be right back, gonna go blow a goat."

blow a goat by VanceSicK April 8, 2008

Angry Goat 

while giving a woman oral sex, you get a bad taste in your mouth. you become enraged, and shove your whole head up her ass.

RAWR, ima give you an angry goat bitch.
you taste terrible!!

Angry Goat by friskyblumpkinxxx February 14, 2010

horny goat weed 

the stuff jess and chelsea stole from rite aid.

OMG! the censor just went off because we stole horny goat weed!

horny goat weed by ktizzle October 1, 2004

The Goat Pen 

a small box that we put Tyler in when we see stupid commercials on television

Svein the Peevish and I put Tyler in The Goat Pen when we saw the latest Geico commercial.

The Goat Pen by M White Balls October 8, 2004

space goat 

A Goat that protects willing and unwilling victims from the evil that lurks in the universe.

"SPACE GOAT TO THE RESCUE" ®

© Jay And The Doctor. Triple J 2006

space goat by -Wayno Triple J All The Way September 1, 2008