Family Identities

Gender Identity Variant
Anyone can be whoever they want.

Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother

Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy

Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin

Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin

Guy

It's up to you, we're all guys family identities.

Mother can Uncle's Cousin is Questioning Dad.

by Dr.Bota November 8, 2021

Family Cactus

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by Family Cactus666 February 27, 2017

baby of the family

Youngest member of the family, Typically a child ex the last born

"I was definitely the baby of the family I was so many years apart for my siblings all were female. The closest age gap was with one of my sisters who is 4 years nearly 5 years older then me."

by 459395 March 21, 2023

Friends & Family Plan

When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.

John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.

by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023

Family Pack

When a fat ass claims to have a six pack when they in fact, do not.

"Look at my abs bro."
"That ain't no abs, that's a family pack."

by Gaylesbian2020 May 23, 2019

family with selective affordability

That one family who can afford eating out, vacations, purchasing a new car, buying LEGO sets, action figures, textbooks, and DVDs, yet somehow still too broke to afford buying any new gaming console beyond PS1.

The Sherbrooke family is such family with selective affordability — they've got all the LEGO sets, action figures, textbooks, and DVDs but still rock a broken PS1 with no replacement like it's the latest console!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Family reunion

Waking up with an erection, your throbbing member is two inches inside your mother, meanwhile your father is two inches inside your beef cheeks and your undecided whether to push further into mum or backwards into dad to enhance your climax.

I can’t keep picking dad when I go to the family reunion.

by Throbbing member May 2, 2025