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End of days

The days approaching the end of society as we know it; be it from divine intervention, corrupt politicians, a revolution, total dystopia, or extinction/enslavement of the human species.

Synonyms: rapture, apocalypse, judgement day, dystopia
Those damn politicians keep passing laws to control people, we either revolt or comply, either way, we are getting closer to the end of days
by STL446 September 6, 2023
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EULA (End User License Agreement)

A EULA (End User License Agreement) is a contract a manufacturer makes you sign before they let you buy or lease their product. Products that come with a EULA (pronounced "YOO - lah") are high-tech, big-ticket items: cars, cell phones, appliances, etc. EULAs contain do's & don't's for using a product. Violating the EULA will usually void the warranty.

A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.

Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.

The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).

EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
I tries to read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that came with my new cell phone, but it was over 30 pages long, so I just gave up and signed it anyway. I hope that by signing it, I didn't agree to anything too crazy.
by Innocent Byproduct September 10, 2023
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I will end your life

A verbal threat used to scare someone or to inform someone that you are about to murder them and end their life/existence.
Roy: I will end your life if you keep talking to me.
Steve: did you really just threaten me? By saying your going to end my life??
by ZachLightsUp September 23, 2023
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i love you till the end

Unconditional love, hearts stitched ,bound Till death.

2 natural born psychopaths is what the papers read.
by Mickey n mallory October 5, 2023
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end rot

The final stage of brainrot. At this stage the victim's brain is so rotted that any post or comment made by them could easily be passed off as satire or a bot comment. But nope, that is their actual thought process. They are genuinely that far gone. It is too late for these people.
What's up with Tom? He's been rambling on about human heads in toilets all day.

He's reached end rot. It's best we cut our ties with him.
by clarehehehe April 17, 2024
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Both ending

When you have simultaneous explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit, most frequently from poor dietary decisions.
"How was that gas station sushi?"

"It was delicious, but I was both ending it all night."
by Mfergu3 April 25, 2024
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Happiness always ends

Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!
Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
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