door hog

Rose Dawson.

Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.

by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 8, 2017

Cellar Door

It is another way of describing the pussy. It is not the front door, it is definitely not the back door, its the cellar door. Takes you to the space below.

She said I couldn't go in the back door, but if I knocked on the cellar door she would let me enjoy downstairs.

by Hum da Hum Hum October 30, 2017

pop out the 4 door

a quote used by big shaq the one and only in his fire track mans not hot it means to get out a 4 doored car

mans just poped out the 4 door be right with u babes

pop out the 4 door

by your mum gay lol November 2, 2017

Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017

soggy door knob

Get a round door knob, cover it in Maple syrup. The girl then fucks herself with the door knob. The guy then scoops the maple syrup out of her Orifice, with his mouth, then puts it in a jar. Then uses the syrup on his pancakes while receiving head.

Can two guys give each other soggy door knobs?

by Bradj21345 November 19, 2017

Door Lock

The think that crusty teens use to hide their shady and suspicious activities.

"John? Why is the - door lock - ed? are you jacking off in there?"
"Shut upppp."

by A Man With Wjdat May 6, 2018

dump door

The doors to your butt hole..

I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants

by Shiftylou February 17, 2017