Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.
Him-- What do you think of these jeans?
Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
by Ivanna play October 19, 2023
"It has cereal crotch on it"
by Allhailtheglowcloud February 4, 2018
When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.
by q359 July 24, 2023
When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
by riggamorrris July 31, 2017
The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.
After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.
by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022
In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.
The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.
by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018