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Face-boating 

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.
David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."
Face-boating by rhf123 July 1, 2008
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The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.
E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.
e-boating by JJ126 October 17, 2011

Throwing boats 

The act of picking up canoes, kayaks, rafts, etc and moving them to the starting location or from the end location for a boating business or personal use. Boats are typically carried over your head and should be done by one person unless you are a weak and lazy human.
Brian and Trevor are the best at throwing boats on the Deleware River.

Coyote boating

I'm so drunk, I'm coyote boating my girls booty.
Coyote boating by Babbysmash July 3, 2016

steam-boating 

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.
"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"
steam-boating by Racial_slut January 26, 2018

Jessica Boatwright 

A sweet slutty girl that pretends to be well behaved but is in fact a unabashed debaucherous , depraved, dirty lil slut that will do anything to cum and make those around her cum. A slut wife who will smile and look at you shamelessly while getting fucked by someone else. Everyones fantasy girl, but not for those who lack confidence or have insecurities. Everyone who fucks her will fall in love but she will still be yours.
I pulled a Jessica Boatwright the other night, and we are getting married.

dude, i got my wife to make some porn for me, shes turning into a real Jessica Boatwright