blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.

he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

Blind Mans Top hat

The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.

James gives a great blind mans top hat

by R.Savage July 26, 2011

Tibetan Blindfold

Noun; During sex, the male ejaculates in the female (or male)'s eyes, causing them to temporarily lose their eyesight, or "have a blindfold."

Guy: Dude i totally gave this girl Lia a Tibetan Blindfold last night!

by filopastry October 9, 2014

Time Blind

When someone is always running late.

Wow this meeting started 30 mins ago and Joey still isn't here he can be so time blind

by StrawberryDanimals August 5, 2020

blindside

THUGGUS!
the only word to describe this guy

i hell got pissed today,
girls slept at my house

by gtfkd December 2, 2004

bling bang

The type of jewelery that, according to Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie "Blood Diamond", they have in Africa. Apparently more valuable than american bling.

"In America it's Bling bling. Down here it's bling bang."

by HueyFreeman December 1, 2006

Sewing Blind

Sewing Blind : Weaves comments in and out of social networking threads/forums totally missing the 'eye' of the thread. LOL

Has no understanding of what the first statement was about, or doesn't care and posts impertinent (that have nothing to do with the subject) comments.

John is always Sewing Blind, he never quite gets it!

Jane is always Sewing Blind, she should pay attention to what she's reading, she's always making comments that no one can understand.

by shelovestosail November 4, 2009