Ass Kraken

A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?

Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken

Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....

Ass Kraken by Shins. March 2, 2011

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ass whole

The person who wrote the definition below me.

When people go on Urbandictionary.com strictly to post things such as "ass whole" with definitions based on insulting men, you can probably assume they're a butthurt bitch who got cheated on. Lol, sucks for that cunt.

ass whole by Daft Randoms October 17, 2010

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ass cock

A very small penis. So small it's only good to use in the ass.

"He had a total ass cock."

ass cock by Milkyjg November 6, 2007

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ass goblin

First of all, have you ever seen your asshole?
If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.

HOLY SHIT, that guys ass goblin just bit me!

ass goblin by Vbaby2421 April 20, 2006