Absolutists

They ruin everything.

Moral absolutists don't tend to think of the good consequences that could come out of doing a particular thing because society has taught them that a particular thing is just wrong no matter what. They don't even want to try and make the consequences good. I'll give you a real life example. I know someone who finished a relationship because his girlfriend asked him to buy her cigarettes. While it may take a toll on her health, it is her choice to smoke at the end of the day and if he just bought her the fags, then they still would've been happy together. The good consequence coming out of that is making her happy and that's the most important thing.

by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022

absofruitly

absolutely, but with more fruit and gay

i am absofruitly amazing, im a fuckin icon

by ralmennoodlesbae May 30, 2022

absweet

To describe a hunk with sweet abs

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, have you seen Vi?? She is ripped, so freaking hot.
Guy1: Yeah totally, that absweet babe is a total hit.

by Ssserberus May 31, 2022

Absorbious

on another level of oblivious; too absorbed into something to even know what is going on in front of them

Person 1: God damnit, you absorbious bitch, you just had to ruin the one good thing I did to the discord server, didn't you?
Person 2: Sorry I was drawing, what were you saying?

by Locally June 9, 2022

Abstlotunderously

Another word for absolutely, normally used only by the giggest of chads in the 16th century.

Chadwick Leverbottom: Abstlotunderously, my friend.
Julianis Cockwielder: What?
Chadwick: Absolutely.

by Aeroukden June 13, 2022

Absolute Bombo

An extremely unpleasant situation that calls for an immediate resolution

The test we wrote yesterday was absolute bombo or it was A.B

by Awisi Pussy June 13, 2022

Absi

Absi is smart, intelligent, good looking. Absi gets all the bitches. He is also very good at gardening.

Absi, you should be a model.

by boblito June 16, 2022