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Noodle Cockadoodle

When a male see's a pleasant and arousing sight and their noodle becomes excited and goes crazy. And needs to tame the wild-ness of his excitement. Other wise will be left with blue balls. Which isnt nice for a female to do.
Joe: Dude check out that hot chick.
Boe: Yeah man her tits are fucking HUGE.
Joe: She sure as hell would make my Noodle Cockadoodle.
Boe: Effing ay
by Due Joe November 3, 2007
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Gettelag (aka momma noodle)

A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜กโœจ๐Ÿจ by elliee75
Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ
by elliee75 July 22, 2020
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Whisker noodle

A whisker noodle is an unruly whisker, that just refuses to stay with the group...
And generally it is curlier than the rest.
wendi went to kiss shawn and a whisker noodle went straight up her nose.
by the victem March 8, 2010
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Saucin the noodle

Having sex with a girl on her period.
Steve: Yo, so I took this girl to pound town yesterday when I noticed she was really wet. So I looked down and BAM! Blood everywhere...

Tayler: Oh dude, she was saucin the noodle?! Weak bro...
by Stephler May 20, 2018
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Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.
Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group
by v-kyun October 4, 2022
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Noodles

Dem noodles doe.
by Napmaster9000 July 13, 2017
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Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.
I won't eat Chicken Noodle Soup ever again
by Pirplestripedskunk March 25, 2022
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