skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.

"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018

The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

by Wick May 13, 2023

noodle

When you can't think straight, or do something wrong.

Kevin: "BILLY, WHY DON'T YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS WORK?"
Billy: "You noodle, you have caps lock on, smfh."
Kevin: "Oh lol ok it works now"

by EpicUsername November 14, 2011

Noodle Swagging

To talk in a voice chat for ages while your microphone is muted.

I was talking to ages and no-one heard me because I was a Noodle Swagging.

by BrotherNoodle January 8, 2022

noodling

when you have sexual intercourse with someone while still flaccid/not erect. Noodling

Woman: “god i really want you inside me”
Man: “you got it babycakes”
Woman: “omg are you noodling me?!”
Man: “you got it, baby!”

by Br7dd January 17, 2021

Def Noodles

A failed YouTube comedian turned right-wing grifter

If you looked up the word clown in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Def Noodles next to it

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 20, 2025