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Shark Coochie

He had a nice shark coochie
by Vee83 July 28, 2023
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Sharking

Sharking: where gay men put their dick in the Drain of the shower and wait for the shark from the sewer to bite their dick. This is known as sharking.
Bruno went sharking yesterday, never left the house or nothin, just talked about how the shark bit his dick… weird guy
by Plattapussy August 5, 2024
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shark

a person who unscrupulously exploits or swindles others.
"property sharks want to develop 200 acres around the site"
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
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Virtue Shark

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.
"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!
by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025
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shark

A term used to define a sexual activity performed by getting head from a gay guy with braces then ejaculating into his nose as the blood pours onto his mouth giving a sense of euphoria.

ok yeah no, I just had to make something for the people who saw the definition of urbandictionary and decided to look up shark for the sexual meaning, you know what shark really means (an aquatic carnivorous animal group)
random guy in a friend group: hey did you know that shark is a sexual term I found in the definition of urbandictionary?
that one bystander: no one gives a fuck, go get some women
by FluffKay November 15, 2023
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Shark

An adjective primarily meaning killer, on point, or amazing.

The emoji symbol can also be used in place of the word.
That outfit is shark!

That last song was 🦈
by toolsoldier January 3, 2021
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Shit-shark

A shit-shark is a term for a white chick that only fucks nigs. Often they think it’s somehow moral, or makes them more worldly, but it just makes no self-respecting white man want to touch her in the future.
Debbie may look alright, but I heard she was a total shit-shark in the last town she lives in.
by CommieKilla4Life December 26, 2020
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