Norwegian nose tickle

the act of ejaculating onto a sleeping persons outstretched palm and then tickling their nose. Ideally, the victim will wipe their face with the freshly cumsoaked hand.

I gave Suzy a Norwegian nose tickle last night.

by assmurderer December 14, 2012

ticket

A gram of marijuana

hey dude you got the ticket to the magic show?

by Tyrone Johnson June 29, 2003

tickle my clitt

to have ones tongue touch a vagina and tickle the clitt

nikki: HEYY CAN U TICKLE MY CLITT
kat: WHY YES I CAN LET ME GET MY TONGUE CREAM
lizza:excuse me girls

by clitttickler July 7, 2010

TicketMaster

Another word for the doctor that puts in for your prescription.

Did you get ahold of the ticketmaster to see when your gettin more tickets

by JimBeam1984! January 28, 2009

tacky grid

When the inside of the mouth has become dry and tacky. The tongue may stick to the roof of the mouth.
This condition is often brought about from taking ecstasy or amphetamines, and then not drinking enough liquids.
Usage is colloquial, from Northern England.

Ah man, has anyone got any juice, I've got bad tacky grid.

by DaStig September 12, 2006

Tick

Country, Rural, or Southern "gentleman" that stalks you at a bar conviced YOU want them, while wearing clothing that is not age appropriate or attractive to the opposite sex. Directly related to the "Afflicted" Species of males.
Has also been known to cause Lyme Disease if prolonged eye contact is made, symptoms include the TICK attaching himself to you and your group for an indefinate amount of time. No known cure.

"OMG, look at that TICK with the sock in his wranglers staring at us!"

by Cupcake McLovin October 17, 2008

Tickle butt

The act of reaching orgasm by masturbating in a car seat

Gail: Elle what are you doing back there?
Elle: *uncleches teeth*sighs* I’m doing tickle butt

by Genius moe fugger September 25, 2018