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facebook minite

to go on face book for short period of time just to check messages or update status
im going to take a facebook minite real quick update my status

dude hurry up we have to go bro GIVE ME A FACEBOOK MINITE (as he rushes off the computer)
by sloftus April 17, 2009
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Silent Facebook

People who say nothing in person, in school, at work, on the phone, in a text or anywhere in the world but says EVERYTHING on facebook, likes pretty much everything, comments on everything and post status every hour like "I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it." that doesn't help anyone else out or is humorous in any way. It's just annoying that they don't have the balls to speak in real life plus they look angry pretty much all the time and has a small group of friends.

P.s. they also use a shitload of shortened words or text language or watever its called.
Girl 1= talkative girl
Girl 2=Silent Facebook

Girl 1:Hey hows was your day.
Girl 2: good.
Girl 1: What did you do?
Girl 2: Nothing
Girl 1: What are you gonna do today?
Girl 2: Idk

*Facebook*

Girl 1: Hey it was nice talking to you at __________

Girl 2: Thanks you too, I really like your shoes we should hang, I like have to tell you stuff, let's go to the mall, I wanted to ask Bobby out but he's your Ex so I don't know but anyway Im on my period lol but I ran out of tampons guess Im unlucky lol, but yeah, ok, like see ya.

Girl 1:.....
by Hi you don't know me May 15, 2011
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Facebook Pimp

Facebook Pimp: Any male or female that posts One or more hit wonder photos of themselves and it starts receiving a lot of comments "Likes" and attention. Facebook Pimps will sometimes deceive you in there photos and may or may not look like themselves in photographs, they have uploaded either because they're fat, ugly or both. Also they take pictures at weird angles to hide excessive fat or edit them and stretch out the photograph so they look skinny and attractive knowing they're not.
Miles: Dude! erica has 120 Likes from a whole bunch of dudes! She's soo hot!

Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..

Miles: You just ruined my day!
by Still Not Quite Human August 13, 2011
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Facebook Mixtape

Like in the olden days, guys or girls make a "mix tape" to share with them their favorite music. Since tape players do not exist anymore, they send the other person a facebook message with links to their favorite songs on you tube
Nicole Lundgren is so hot! I know she'll dig me after she listens to my facebook mixtape!
by nbmallard April 17, 2011
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Facebook Philosopher

A pseudo intelligent person who finds it necessary to steal song lyrics and famous quotes to elicit a reaction from their audience or to appear to be deeply thoughtful or philosophical. These people will usually accomplish their goals by receiving feedback or "Likes" from the uninformed when they indeed haven't earned them, only egging them on to further post BS. For the large majority of the population, they just appear to be retards.
Joe: "Leticia, I really like your post today! I found it so inspiring when you said, 'All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.' That is so true."
Leticia: "Yeah, just a little something I came up with.
Chris: "Leticia! Who are you kidding?!? Will you please post something by Led Zeppelin tomorrow? I sure could use some Stairway to Heaven inspiration. Damn, Facebook Philosopher."
by Ingenious One August 31, 2013
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facebook status

A facebook status is where whiny teenagers go to write about how they have 'lost all their friends' or about how their 2 day relationship ended. Many teenagers compain about "twelvies" post annoying statuses, when in actual fact, they are being a "twelvie" themselves. Adults don't really write much in their statuses. It is mostly annoying shared pictures.
"Ugh, i have to write a facebook status about how my boyfriend dumped me."
by meowo May 26, 2014
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facebook driveby

Occurs when an individual logs onto their facebook account and randomly leaves mean or belligerent comments on everyone's statuses within their live feed list (most likely with the hopes of drawing attention to themselves or strictly out of boredom). Comments must be left on over 2 or more people to be considered an official facebook driveby.
Person 1:"Yo man, the other night I just like, got so BORED with facebook and decided to pull a facebook driveby."

Person 2:"..you pulled a what? A facebook driveby?"

Person 1:"Dude it's EASY! Just log on to your facebook account and just start like leaving nasty comments on peoples' statuses man. I nailed like 30 people in 10 minutes bro! It was EPIC!"

Person 2:"..so you feel any better?"

Person 1:"Nah..people still ignore me bro."

Person 2:"Fail."
by Konchii November 13, 2009
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