teacher

a dumb stupidas kike who could care less about their students because their life at home sucks balls, they go along with the schools rules and try to piss teens off in high school

"my teacher is a fuckin bitch, she made me turn my shirt inside out"

by fisty shocker April 1, 2009

Teacher

They be the bitches working at school's teaching the students.

1.Sometimes they are mean old hags who live to see students suffer and live their lifes in pain, while they are off sucking dicks off of the preps.

2.Sometimes they be so god damn hot! You be sprung!

3.Occasionaly there is some teachers who actually let you learn.

1."Mrs. Hag, I turned in my homework."
"Bitch! Betta get outta my face!"
"But?"
"Outta my face"*snap* *snap*

2."Woah check out Mrs. Hot she's so god damn hot I just wanna eat out tonight!

3."Mr. Wang is teaching for once."
"SHUT THE F-CK UP BITCH!"

by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005

Tech Porn

A person who looks, reads & buys a lot of tech magazines.

Tech Porn Looking at & reading a lot of technology magazines makes a person stimulated.

by New User November 15, 2013

tourism teacher

an ignorant individual who has no mind for learning and has reduced themselves to the lowest form of teaching within an already poor education system. Male tourism teachers often seem to have very feminine voices, as well as little personality and low sexual standards.

My tourism teacher sucks at life.

by Mr.Woo222 September 27, 2006

Art Tech Highschool

A place where a steadily dying breed of individuals make attempt to make themselves and their ideas known through both intellectual, and social pursuits of all kinds and will also openly express their ethical opinions regardless of what the general populous believes. In addition it is a school for the intellectuals, and idiots who don't fit in at West Linn, or Wilsonville because something about them has been deemed abnormal. It is also in some regards a place where the school board dumps students that they don't know what to do with because of of "Behavioral Issues" or some other gay shit like that.

Close Minded Superficial West Linn Girly Girl: "Liek, omg, look at those spaz druggie kids from Art Tech Highschool, liek that school must totally be liek for meth heads and freaks!"

Art Tech Student: "Haha, most of you West Linn kids are so gay and close minded that you don't know what you beezies are missin'."

by Lulz1234555 April 26, 2010

evil english teacher

the english teacher that constantly gives you homework, and one that you really think is a lesbian O.o She is also the reason you are on urban dictionary in the first place. And right now she is giving me a death stare

Person 1: What subject do you have next?
Person 2: English * -.- *
Person 1: Oh Crap, and you have that evil english teacher too
Person 2: I swear she is a lesbian
Person 1: I know, Oh well, time to look up and/or write definitions on urban dictionary.

by DramaQueen12345 October 26, 2010

the honda-tech

when a college stupid uses all his or her college loans to buy parts for their car.
they often visit honda-tech.com and realize their car is not JDM standard. they then spend every single penny they have on $700 intake's that are no better then $20 filters and claim their car is "hot" or "sick" or even "mad tight jdm yo".
when in reality they just wasted tons of fucking money.

I got fucking honda-tech'ed. Class 05' BITCH!

by batmang March 22, 2005