Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.

Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!

by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021

Man tank

Tankman but tank

“Tf is a MAN TANK”

by Doot toot May 6, 2021

Tooth tank

Tooth tank is when your eating your girl out and lose a tooth

Yea Amanda a tooth tank now. How? Well I was going ham on that shit and lost a tooth! Ahh make sense

by W_p_j May 17, 2021

Shart Tank

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit

Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night

by angeloregon July 31, 2021

Think Tank

You get tanked(drunk), preferably with others for discourse, and then you think.

Often associated with the ballmer peak.

Origin: James Cook University, Queensland, Wayde Gardiner

The think tank last night was very productive, we finished our programming assignment.

by nexair_fantastica September 27, 2021

Tortoise Tank

The new tank used for afghanistan

Send the tortoise tank

by GayUlio October 18, 2021

Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021