Cheesy Twat 

The state of a woman's vaginia when it begins to look, smell, and feel like week old nacho cheese. Usually developed by going weeks without showering, sleeping with many random people, and sticking unusual objects up the twat.

That fucking slut has some real bad cheesy twat going on!

Cheesy Twat by James K February 12, 2004

Waffle Twat 

The product of forcefully flogging a vagina with a tennis racket.

"That bitch gave me blue balls, so I got her back with a waffle twat"

Waffle Twat by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005

Son Of A Twat Cake

similar to a Son Of A Bitch!! cept my ass made i up to bug the fuck out of Melissa James

"Son Of A Twat Cake!!" I stubbed my toe hoe.

Son Of A Twat Cake by Cheesy Poofs Bitch September 13, 2006

Boston Twat Twister

while in the act of fornication, the male subject lies down, and the woman sits on top. The twist is this, the woman holds on to a rotating fan, thus spinning her (and her twat) around the penis.

Dude I met this crazy bitch, she introduced me to the Boston Twat Twister

Boston Twat Twister by g-sauce55 July 25, 2007

tater-twat 

Tater-twat is the basically the worst insult you could give to a woman. It describes a woman's vagina as being crusty and nasty like most tater tots.

Damn, eating that tater-twat out almost made me want to gag.

tater-twat by jagwah March 26, 2009

pretentious twat waffle 

A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.

Baldwin Bonilla is a pretentious twat waffle, especially when he wears the cat pants.

pretentious twat waffle by word woman July 24, 2014

TTS (Toxic Twat Syndrome)

Various foreign substances the create a powerful, often toxic secretion from the vagina. Can cause serious chemical burns when in contact with fingers, mouth, tongue or penis for prolonged exposure . In some cases, it has even eaten through the subjects panties, jeans and boyfriends car seat. Extreme caution should be taken, and in most cases the subjects must be incinerated.

In rare cases, it also accompanies ESD (Excessive Saliva Disorder)

Yuck! Tasha has TTS!!

TTS (Toxic Twat Syndrome) by SquishyConey September 3, 2003