When a chick is going down on you, and you cum all over her chin, and then you reach down and yank out her snatch hair and stick it to her face like a beard. If it's as long as a ZZ Top beard, you win!
by roguecomposer October 22, 2008
Get the ZZ Topmug. by bjjjjjjjjjjjj April 8, 2008
Get the zz topmug. Answer for the following question, "How far have you gone sexually?" ...if you've done everything in the book.
by Natalupe January 20, 2009
Get the tippity topmug. a sleeping arrangement involving two people with their heads at opposite ends of the bed. Often proposed as a precursor for surprise sex where the other party is unwilling.
i asked her if she would mind a top and tail but she said she did mind. I guess I'll have to make to with a hand shandy on the couch again.
by HonestJamie June 2, 2015
Get the Top and tailmug. by JayJaySmoothe December 28, 2005
Get the top modelmug. n. - a roll, or multiple rolls of fat that are so large they can no longer be considered a muffin top, and must therefor be considered a broccoli top. another characteristic of the broccoli top is visible cellulite, that have a broccoli-like texture. ew.
michelle: ewwww, look at miranda's rolls! she's got the biggest muffin top i've ever seen!
max: its not even a muffin top. its more like a broccoli top.
max: its not even a muffin top. its more like a broccoli top.
by max oberbroeckling November 1, 2008
Get the broccoli topmug. 