1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"
2. The act of "can't evening"
by Fifty4 February 9, 2015
Get the Can't Even mug.When you straddle someones face while looking at their feet, then you T bag them and deficate on their face.
Last night this chick thought we were going to 69 and instead I surprised her with a chocolate T bag.
by RyanSt June 11, 2006
Get the Chocolate T Bag mug.A widely used brand of IntraUterine Device (IUD) used to prevent pregnancy. It is a small 'T' shaped device placed inside the uterus. The copper in the arms of the device prevent sperm from making their way in the fallopian tubes.
An IUD may be over 99% effective for up to twelve years. IUD's are not without disadvantages, however. A small percentage of women are allergic to copper or reject the IUD immediately, experiencing minor inflammation, cramping, pain, and bleeding, and the IUD may increase the severity of menstrual discomfort. IUD's do nothing to protect against sexually transmitted diseases, and must be inserted and removed by a medical professional. Also, some men can feel the removal strings during intercourse, causing discomfort. The initial cost of an IUD is high, but after 2 years, is less than the same woman would have spent on other forms of birth control.
An IUD may be over 99% effective for up to twelve years. IUD's are not without disadvantages, however. A small percentage of women are allergic to copper or reject the IUD immediately, experiencing minor inflammation, cramping, pain, and bleeding, and the IUD may increase the severity of menstrual discomfort. IUD's do nothing to protect against sexually transmitted diseases, and must be inserted and removed by a medical professional. Also, some men can feel the removal strings during intercourse, causing discomfort. The initial cost of an IUD is high, but after 2 years, is less than the same woman would have spent on other forms of birth control.
by BillyV May 4, 2007
Get the copper-T mug.To be so concerned with specifics or details that the larger problem, situation or point is missed. Alternate: can't see the woods for the trees. Often said incorrectly as "can't see the forest THROUGH the trees." (English, circa 1500's)
A: I hate the piss and crap all over the place from my wife's cats!
B: Dude, she only has the cats because she knows you hate it and is trying to drive you out. I guess you can't see the forest for the trees.
B: Dude, she only has the cats because she knows you hate it and is trying to drive you out. I guess you can't see the forest for the trees.
by biggs33 October 6, 2010
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2. Dance only performed by the truest.
3. Dance includes:
a. Overexaggerating the "IIIIII!!!"
in the "I can't dance" lyric.
b. Slowly walking in a straight
line of about 4 people moving
each arm and leg forward at the
same time (e.g. right hand
forward, right leg forward)
To master the dance, watch Genesis' "I Can't Dance" video repeatedly.
2. Dance only performed by the truest.
3. Dance includes:
a. Overexaggerating the "IIIIII!!!"
in the "I can't dance" lyric.
b. Slowly walking in a straight
line of about 4 people moving
each arm and leg forward at the
same time (e.g. right hand
forward, right leg forward)
To master the dance, watch Genesis' "I Can't Dance" video repeatedly.
by G January 18, 2005
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