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Smithy

To lie face down on the floor in a kind of reversed plank position. Often done to fake injury for attention or to get out of drinking another pint when you’re struggling to keep up.
I couldn’t keep up with the lads on a session so I threw a little smithy and got some put on oxygen my an air stewardess. While I was down there I had a good sniff of her toes and got a little semi too!
by Gnarles Dickens January 31, 2024
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Smittswoon

When you are so smitten for someone that you are swoon with emotions of love. A word reserved for when you make love instead of fucking and are overcome with palpitations and flutters of the heart skipping beats, when blood rushes to your cheeks, when your run your fingers in their hair & cup their cheeks so softly and give butterfly kisses endearingly on their forehead. A word to describe a feeling an emotion before two lovers confess their love to another.
From the moment I meet Cyamber, I knew she was different. It wasn’t until we spent hours talking and making slow passionate love embracing each other so tenderly that I became so very smittswoon for her with every cell & fiber in my body
by Laser171010 February 5, 2024
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smithburger

An annoying obnoxious piece of emo sh_t.

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Smithburger is awful 💀
by Ipayne November 19, 2023
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Smith

by Soccer lover10 November 22, 2023
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Smith

Smith is a fucking pimp. He swings his giant unclipped dong around like its a wiffle ball bat. He once had sex with a whale, and the whale cried because Smith's big pecker tore its vag wide open.
by BigDaddyDickKicker December 1, 2023
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smithyriddles

Private lower area, or more specifically the ass. A Kingism used in IT and Under the Dome.
I will only expose my smithyriddles to a professional eye.
by supercoollider March 9, 2024
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smithyriddles

Private lower area, or more specifically the ass. A Kingism used in IT and Under the Dome.
I will only expose my smithyriddles to a professional eye.
by supercoollider March 9, 2024
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