smithsburg

some boring shitty town in maryland that i unfortunatly live in. someday i shall get out, though. someday :(

full of boring hicks with nothing to do. smithsburg, dammit

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Smithsburg

My town is another smithsburg

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Damn it why do I have to live here In Smithsburg

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Someone who thinks they are a gangsta, but live in a small town.

Hey look at that kid with his hate tilted sideways. What a Smithsburg gangsta.

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The nickname for Pittsburgh by anyone not from there... I think the name says it all.

People from Shitsburgh have never been anywhere else in there world or only Cleveland.

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a term that means “Pittsburgh”, but due to it’s Shitty location, it is now “Shittsburgh”.

“The Shittsburgh Steelers lost another game.”

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a nickname for the shittiest city in the world, pittsburgh PA. if it weren't for the steelers, nobody would've even heard of this place

Teacher: "Name the two major cities in Pennsylvania."
Student: "Well we all know that Philadelphia is one, but what's the other? Is it...Shitsburgh?"

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