Sleep

What we never get on weekdays but get on weekends.

Person one:why can I sleep on weekends but not weekdays?
Person two:cause on weekdays, your mind is stressed, but on weekends, sometimes it’s not.

by I want sleep April 6, 2022

Sleep

To be not woke, or especially un-aware to the point of un-consciousness.

Don't sleep on Wayne, check tha Carter II fa them beats.

by YoungBO January 11, 2019

Sleep

'Sleep' has been disabled by your school.

Faith: well I gotta go to sleep.

James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school

by Skeletonbones November 11, 2020

Sleep-memeing

When you tell your friends you sleeping but you send them memes...

“I saw last night you were sending me memes when you were meant to be sleeping”

“Oh I was sleep-memeing”

by Khadzzz February 23, 2021

Sleep

Something that I don't do.

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

by Some ugly ass trans bitch November 28, 2019

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.

If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."

by Frip88 July 26, 2025

sleeping in the mall bathroom

having a little to much fun in the stall with your partner from the back.

sleeping in the mall bathroom =they went to take a nap in the mall bathroom, and came back all wet and white, after a while. then they went to the bed store to get some sleep because there nap made them tired.

by pussyindick5 December 7, 2022