male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 30, 2024

Kink Punter

Someone that dislikes any kinks in any form, might also be referred to as "vanilla".

You know Brian? He's a kink punter.

by EUReTr00 February 14, 2024

Skitter patter

Verbal nonsense

She’s been talking nonsense for so long it’s just skitter patter at this point.

by Act up 99 February 21, 2024

pickle punter

an individual known for performing pickle punts (kicking someone in the penis) on the regular.

Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!

by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024

shrimp potter

Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.

Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?

by Myersrum April 9, 2024

Mug Punter

Someone who cant pick a winner and loses money on crap bets.

Look at Paulie! 100 quid on a donkey in the 2.15 at Ling , No chance ! He will go blow his dough on the brickies PC now. Proppa mug punter that Paulie.

by Cornicello kid April 28, 2024

Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024