trump poo

trump poo is when you think you have to take a shit, but just as you are ready to poo, you get this relief that it's just a giant ass fart that causes the toilet water to magically bubble.

I went to take a massive shit, but turns out it was a massive fart trump poo

by Chang Qou September 19, 2016

Poo scruffs

The scruffs left behind on the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a massive dump.

Eden: " HOLY BAJEEBERS! Aziza those are some pretty big poo scruffs you left there"
Aziza "I know.. but last time you took a shit i had to scrub it all off.. "
Eden: *tilts head in shame the looks up to the sky with fists in the air* "CURSE YOU POO SCRUFFS!!"

by Yigida June 18, 2011

Poo Shark

A shark made out of poo.

Ha, Poo Shark fell down the stairs.

by adwaw October 24, 2011

pee pee poo poo hours

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”

by A7sa July 3, 2019

Poo-In-The-Loo

A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'

That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'

by LordWillberforce May 23, 2011

Poo Dank

Marijuana that smells like shit and is brown in color.

I went to the Wild 100's for some weed and the motherfucker tried selling me some poo dank.

by Captain Blumpkin June 21, 2006

Pee pee poo poo headass

A phrase that is usually said on Twitter in reply to tweets containing the words, “pp” or “pee”.

Origin is unknown

“That made my pp tingle XD”

“Pee pee poo poo headass”

by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019