Patriarchism

Anti-fem (but also paternalism at the same time)

John is misogynistic his patriarchism is really showing

by Barthalamoo April 28, 2025

Patrick

Perfect Man

A Patrick is more rare and magical than a Unicorn

by Tsunami StaySea May 27, 2025

patricia daphne

a human (although you can’t tell because of how huge they are and how different they look in real life) equivalent of a 3-hour voice note no one asked for. talks like she’s narrating her own netflix documentary — tragically, no one’s watching

person 1: my neighbor with the most beadiest looking eyes you’ve ever seen somehow knows i’m expecting because she’s nosy, and told everyone before i could
person 2: oh really? i’ve got one of those too
person 1: yeah?

person 2: yeah, she’s such a patricia daphne
person 1: no way, that’s my nosy neighbor’s name too!

by themosthonestpeopleintheworld July 21, 2025

Patriarchy

(Literal Greek: Father-Ruler +y)
A system wherein the male gender rules over the female gender
(Patriarch - A male person in a patriarchy)

The patriarchy is unfair to women

by gendermender248 July 29, 2025

Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.

We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.

by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025

Patrick's People

There's a white guy in Statesville NC who tries to get uneducated Blacks to get their GED through his Adult Learning Center. The majority of these people are criminals with long rap sheets. This is absolutely no benefit to anyone, but himself. He does this to boost his HUGE ego.

Did you hear about Tyrone robbing that convenience store and shooting the clerk last night?
Yeah! I sho did! At least he has a GED. He's one of Patrick's People, you know?

by Thinman529k August 30, 2025

Patrick Arnold

That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.

He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.

by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025