a human (although you can’t tell because of how huge they are and how different they look in real life) equivalent of a 3-hour voice note no one asked for. talks like she’s narrating her own netflix documentary — tragically, no one’s watching
person 1: my neighbor with the most beadiest looking eyes you’ve ever seen somehow knows i’m expecting because she’s nosy, and told everyone before i could
person 2: oh really? i’ve got one of those too
person 1: yeah?
person 2: yeah, she’s such a patricia daphne
person 1: no way, that’s my nosy neighbor’s name too!
person 2: oh really? i’ve got one of those too
person 1: yeah?
person 2: yeah, she’s such a patricia daphne
person 1: no way, that’s my nosy neighbor’s name too!
by themosthonestpeopleintheworld July 21, 2025