My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.
Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.
Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.
by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019
Get the Gluten-Free Blumpkinsmug. Girlfriend: Hey babe what you doin'?
Boyfriend: Washin' the dishes you left in the sink.
Girlfriend: Awe, you the best let me give you a hug.
Boyfriend: Uh huh ahight. Now, free me up, you see I'm washin' the dishes.
Boyfriend: Washin' the dishes you left in the sink.
Girlfriend: Awe, you the best let me give you a hug.
Boyfriend: Uh huh ahight. Now, free me up, you see I'm washin' the dishes.
by J_Nice November 12, 2019
Get the Free me upmug. It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.
Lover: You cheated on me!?
You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.
Lover: oh…ok then
You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.
Lover: oh…ok then
by Kokichiis April 25, 2022
Get the Celebrity Free Passmug. Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.
A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.
by QuacksO March 4, 2015
Get the "free kittens" dealmug. by Aj Chisholm November 2, 2020
Get the Finger Free Februarymug. The term used by guys to address a girl who's easy to get; a girl who is not that hot but who guys hook up with anyway because they don't have to work for her.
Think of your least flavor of ice cream. If someone offered it to you for free, would you take it? Probably. If you had to pay for it, would you still buy it? Probably not. This is how guys think of girls. If there's a flavor of ice cream they don't have to work for, they'll take it. If it's not worth working for, then they wont.
Think of your least flavor of ice cream. If someone offered it to you for free, would you take it? Probably. If you had to pay for it, would you still buy it? Probably not. This is how guys think of girls. If there's a flavor of ice cream they don't have to work for, they'll take it. If it's not worth working for, then they wont.
Guy: "So you going to get with sally tonight? She's not that hot."
Other guy: "Yea I know but that's some free ice cream right there, she's dying for my dick."
Other guy: "Yea I know but that's some free ice cream right there, she's dying for my dick."
by hellohelloworld October 19, 2011
Get the free ice creammug. by Student ForTrue Academic Freedom January 20, 2008
Get the Free Exchange on Campusmug.