monkey dust

perhaps the funniest programme on british tv currently

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

porch monkey

A newly defined word via the Clerks sequel: A person who sits idly by watching the world pass them. A bum. A worthless loser.

Randal Graves: My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey 'cause I'd sit on the porch all day starin' at people. It's not a racial slur!

by JudasIscariot July 22, 2006

sock monkey

A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle

Stinky Pears is a sock monkey

by Taco January 30, 2004

Chode Monkey

One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.

Maggie Fransisco is a chode monkey

by Koolp9000 March 24, 2007

poorch monkey

A derogatory term for a black guy.

"Hey, look at those damn poorch monkeys dealing dope"

by EricDude April 28, 2008

Chisel Monkey

A paragon of bureaucratic behavior with narcissistic tendencies.

My boss is nothing but a dirty chisel monkey

by Texas Tough Nuts April 7, 2009

monkey moo

noun, an affectionate name for a loved one
synonyms: baby,sweetie, boo, ruca

I spent the night watching a movie and cuddling with Arun, my monkey moo.

by Dr. SBE February 16, 2009