Zygote Man

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.

“You’re a baobab”
“Fuck off zygote man”

by yeehawn’tlmao February 15, 2019

Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

man moose

sperm, ejaculation, cum,

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.

by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007

the man downstairs

satan, the devil, lucifer, 666, hades, todd howard, whatever you wanna call him.
compare: the man upstairs

me: The end of the world? But you're God! Can't you just undo it?
god: As much as I would love that, my child, the man downstairs wouldn't like it.

by sanchopancho02 March 16, 2021

BRICO MAN

1. Extremely successful Businesses man

2. Alpha male

3. BIG guy

1. Kingpin from Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse is the definition of a Brico Man.

2. Did you see Meekins? That man is a Brico Man for real!

3. What up BRICO!

by Gabrese October 19, 2022

Penis Man

trash at deceit, Konnor

"of course Penis Man over here can't use his camera correctly

by bearerofbeef March 16, 2019

cooch man

1. a male slut.

2. male jiggaloo

3. will work for pussy

4. captain save-a-ho

Look at that pimp running around rescuing girls at the club.

that guy is such a cooch man, he'll do anything to get some ass.

He's a lover not a fighter.

by Lady Rida May 27, 2009