3 definition by PrincetonOfAvenueQ

a.) It's what a creep does to his crush's profile because that's basically all he can do, other than staring at his crush's profile and worshipping it at times, too.

b.) It's a guy's next step to getting that girl, just after stalking and before sending a dick pic.

A manly mannerism, shifting your wood to a more confident position as to either a.) lessen its bulge, or b.) avoid the waistband of your underwear because it fucking hurts or you might just boner bungee the fuck out of it.

Usually followed by a glorious man sniff.

a.) The oh so glorious act of sniffing the essence of your manliness, oozing with the soul of the history of men on Earth over centuries.

b.) Catching a whiff of your balls or pubes after scratching it.

c.) What follows a good kambyo.